sleep-junnkie:

Girls on their periods always ovary act.

sleep-junnkie:

cats freak meowt i’m not even kitten

sleep-junnkie:

Stealing someone’s coffee is called ‘mugging’

sleep-junnkie:

I do have abs they are just absent

adailypickupline:

Sugar and spice and everything nice

actualucifer:

lumos5001:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER THAN THE ORIGINAL ENDING!!!!

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contraception:

the goal is to love myself so much it offends other people

(via wolfheartedfreak)

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and your foot cramps up and you’re just like this it. this is how it ends

minivandadclub:

white people who do drugs as a substitute for having a personality

(via thottweiler)

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